IN THE ART OF BUSINESS, EVERY DEAL ALWAYS ENDS WITH A SHAKE Looking for a great gift for that special someone in your life? Well this isn't it! But it is a pretty funny and a great gag gift for a bachelorette party, bridal shower, baby shower, birthday, retirement party, graduation, Mother's Day, April Fools or political convention! Designed to poke fun at our political institutions and also raise awareness and money for victims of sexual assault, the Tiny Hands Bleep-GrabbingTM Female Urinary Device is the ONLY tiny hand you should let near your lady parts. STAND UP FOR YOUR URINARY RIGHTS! Don't let politicians tell you where you can pee or how you should do it. Show them you mean business and can stand up right next to all the boys. It's time to give the girls a hand.! ALTERNATIVE FACTS: • The acronym G.O.P. actually stands for "Grab Our Pussies" • More women prefer using this product than sitting down to pee. It's fantastic. • More women pee standing up now than in any other time in history. It's true, believe me. • In Russia, it is customary for hotels to welcome prominent businessmen by having women urinate on their bed and bed sheets. • Peeing on someone repeatedly can turn their skin orange. Sad. • If the Statue of Liberty had a female urinary device, it would be the size of a cruise ship. • More women pee standing up than attended the last Presidential Inauguration. ACTUAL FACTS • This product is not intended for use as an actual female urinary device and is for amusement only. Any claims otherwise are just FAKE NEWS by bad hombrés. • We fully support a woman's right to make decisions about her own bodily functions and now and where she chooses to relieve herself. Really, it's true.

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