A unisex t-shirt "Oh, I get compliments all the time," explained Teddy, a painted turtle we interviewed for this shirt. "I'm rock hard, and up for anything. I don't even care, I love an adventure. You name it, I'm excited to do it...and rock hard. Hard as a rock. Also, I get frequent erections.".

• 4.1 ounce, soft ringspun cotton
• Designed and printed with pride in Ann Arbor, Michigan
• Professionally applied screen print
• Vibrant, durable ink
• Model is 6' 2", 200lb, wearing a size large

4.1 ounce, soft ringspun cottonAnn Arbor T-shirt Co.