Big dinners make me drowsy so let's do the sex part first. Funny quote design by The Afternoon Tee Co. This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It's optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product. 100% cotton (heather gray is 95%/5% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight) Wide range of sizes from S-5XL Fairly produced, certified and triple audited. Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.. Once your purchase is complete, we print your product on-demand, just for you. This is how we provide one-of-a-kind articles that our customers love. An added benefit: On-demand printing reduces waste and is environmentally friendly! ATTENTION: Ensure you choose "Spreadshirt USA" as the seller to guarantee you receive an authentic, high quality Spreadshirt product, made in the USA, as well as the great Spreadshirt customer service you expect. If another seller name is displayed, offering a lower price, the product is not associated with Spreadshirt at all, and may be of lower quality, shipped from China, and will have no Spreadshirt customer service.

• Once your purchase is complete, we print your product on-demand, just for you. This is how we provide one-of-a-kind articles that our customers love. An added benefit: On-demand printing reduces waste and is environmentally friendly!
• ATTENTION: Ensure you choose "Spreadshirt USA" as the seller to guarantee you receive an authentic, high quality Spreadshirt product, made in the USA, as well as the great Spreadshirt customer service you expect.
• If another seller name is displayed, offering a lower price, the product is not associated with Spreadshirt at all, and may be of lower quality, shipped from China, and will have no Spreadshirt customer service.

Once your purchase is complete, we print your product on-demand, just for you. This is how we provide one-of-a-kind articles that our customers love. An added benefit: On-demand printing reduces waste and is environmentally friendly!