Meet Our WHITE BALLS. They are here for all your light colored laundry needs. They have a PhD in Nuclear Physics and love watching How I Met Your Mother.

Next is our GREY BALLS. They're our older bunch. They are ready to dry all your dark colored laundry. They love reading the newspaper and for some reason they just love Elvis Presley.

Finally we have our MIXED BALLS. These guys are pranksters. They love to work which makes them perfect for small to medium sized loads. Make sure you keep them separate! Last time they were alone together in a dryer they played a prank on their owner and locked it from the inside. Use 3 white balls with your lights and 3 grey balls with your darks.

I LIKE YOU. You seem like a real down to earth person. You know what I'll do for you? Once you place your order I'll include a COMPLIMENTARY COTTON CARRY BAG.

Oh, before I forget, I want to tell you that I'm a very popular person. The media, political leaders, and celebrities all email me. Just the other day, George Clooney asked me to have lunch with him (I said no...I just don't have the time for messing around). Anyways, there are some questions I get a lot of and I want to show them to you:

How to use us?

Easy! Just throw all 6 in your dryer, but remember to keep the mixed ones separate!

Why do I have static?

Static is a sign of over-drying. Lower that drying time!

Is there a wool scent?

No! But, sometimes my friends like to go out without cologne. Don't worry their smell will fade after a few uses

So, unfortunately this is where you and I go our separate ways. But you wipe those tears off your face right now, it's not over! Once you ADD OUR BALLS TO YOUR CART and place that order I'll be sending my friends right over to you. And when you receive them, remember there is a little piece of me in there too (I'm wool too so, literally, there may be a piece of me in there). Got to go! I'll be sending my friends!

• WHAT THE FLUFF ARE WOOL DRYER BALLS? That's right, you said it. I heard you from way over here! I'll let one of them tell you what they are. Ahem...We, wool dryer balls, are large son of a guns that roll together in groups of 6. We rumble and tumble in your dryer together with your laundry (DONT WORRY WE'RE MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS TYPE OF THING) and help things run smoothly and efficiently.
• OUR BALLS ARE THE BIGGEST AND BEST AT WHAT WE DO (did you just say that out loud?). Now, I'm sure you've heard other people around say the same thing. But here is why we're the real deal. We're MADE OF ONLY IMPORTED NEW ZEALAND WOOL and we ARE 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER! That's right there's NO STUFFING OR FILLERS needed for us! WE ARE...
• ALL NATURAL BABY! We know what we have and we don't need any chemicals or additives to boost our effectiveness. We work hard during each and every drying cycle. We SHORTEN YOUR DRYING TIME to save that money! We learned karate last summer to COMBAT THAT STATIC CLING for you! And we've been hitting the gym every day to be DURABLE and make sure we LAST YOU AT LEAST 1,000 LOADS.
• NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING...and yes I am the total package. I have laundry everywhere fighting for me and sometimes it gets overwhelming. That's why I made some new friends and we work together. SCROLL ON DOWN TO THE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION SECTION and let me introduce you to them...

WHAT THE FLUFF ARE WOOL DRYER BALLS? That's right, you said it. I heard you from way over here! I'll let one of them tell you what they are. Ahem...We, wool dryer balls, are large son of a guns that roll together in groups of 6. We rumble and tumble in your dryer together with your laundry (DONT WORRY WE'RE MATURE ENOUGH FOR THIS TYPE OF THING) and help things run smoothly and efficiently.Brijati Products Co.