The costume is perfect. Does exactly the floating ghost thing you'd think it would. But do not make the mistake of thinking that no one will notice that if you look at it a certain way, you just look like a giant sperm. I didn't notice it until someone pointed it out at a party I hosted. Nevermind all the time and energy I put into making the party perfect and picking out a cool costume. I got blacklights, I got spiderwebs, I got a banner for around the ceiling making it look like blood was dripping. My girlfriend and I made jack-o-lanterns. I made apple cider spiked with Fireball Whisky. I made an extensive dance playlist. I got a freakin fog machine.
What did I hear about all night though? How I looked like a sperm.
Yeah. So not inviting those people again. And not ordering this costume again. Live and learn, people. Live and learn.
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